Don’t call me a dwarf – it’s sizeist!
I’m a Heavenly Body for God’s sake
whereas you are a mere boffin.
So spin away Doc spin away!
What do you think?
That I’m Dopey? Bashful? Sleepy?
More Grumpy actually
though sometimes Happy and Sneezy.
So a big astronomer did it
and ran away?
A likely tale – like intelligent life on…
your vertically challenged planet!
Oh and the reason intelligent life
hasn’t been detected elsewhere is…
because it is intelligent life
you dust mote!